follow up convo: ipad charger

husband: so...you just drove over it thinking "this is what my harvard education tells me to do"...?

me: yes.

husband: you're probably the laziest person i ever met. you didnt want to bend over to unplug it. 

me: true.

husband: your logic for why you drove over it is so long and at no point do you stop and realize it doesnt make sense.

me: oh.