Rock, paper, scissor, ipad charger

...this post is not yet something that my husband has said or done, but rather the foreground for whats to come. Today, I was performing my housewife skills by vacuuming the rugs. I saw my husbands ipad charger but in my head i thought, well scissor beats paper, but paper beats rock, and rock beats scissor, so my vacuum could overcome the ipad charger.

Wrong. 

I'm going to be in trouble. Ipad charger beats vacuum. and then after it gets stuck in the vacuum, vacuum beats ipad charger. so two wins.  #LIFELESSON